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Boris Yeltsin, who got his start as the evil Russian spy on the Rocky & Bullwinkle show, died today in his kremlin at the age of 76.

In an historical event, Boris became the only person to make the jump from movies and television to rule a nation as President. It’s a feat that has never been attempted, and won’t happen again until Arnold Schwarchenegger is able to change the Constitution in his favor to allow body-builders to run for the office of the President of the United States.

Yeltsin, who was the first elected President in the now Evil-Lite Russia, became great friends with Ronald Reagan after he mentioned to Ron how hot Nancy looked in that stunning red dress she wore. He was seen as a hero to the new country, and even took home a Grammy for his work with that moose.

This death had two players score — Scott P jumps into 4th place, and Brent finally has his ghoulpool cherry popped.