John Wooden not dead yet…
Jun 3rd, 2010 by Dr. Death
… but I did all the legwork of scoring because the dumb-asses as the Washington Post pulled off the ever-difficult alley-OOPsie and reported him dead. Even though he hasn’t… yet.
John Wooden is reported to be in serious and grave condition, and is in the hospital. But you know what? Screw it – I’m not changing it back. The game is scored as if he died, and when he dies, then the world will be right. And, I’ll look like a psychic because I really pulled that shit off.
So, until he dies, the game scoreboard is wrong.
When he dies, I’ll send out another note….




