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Two of my three favorite future point givers are in the news today, and for exactly the right reasons for players in Ghoulpool to celebrate. And I’m sure Lindsay is out there just dreaming up some plan to keep herself on par with these two wonderful women.

Britney, in the last week:
– Loses custody yet again of her two mini K-Feds after a judge ruled she is still a drunk and a druggie.
– Reaches a settlement “of about $1,000″ and a night skinny dipping with the owner of a car she hit-and-run earlier this year.
– Runs over the foot of a photographer from TMZ.com, most likely because of the blind spot caused by her newly injected lips.

Britney discovers a more efficient way to suck down boose

In other news, Amy was arrested yesterday for possession of the maryjane in Norway. Authorities, acting on a tip “from a good source,” arrested the 24-year-old singer, husband Blake Fielder-Civil and a male member of her touring party at around 6 p.m. in Bergen’s Radisson SAS Hotel, a police source tells PEOPLE. They found .25 ounces of marijuana in the singer’s room. The three were held for about 12 hours in separate cells, fined and then released. Winehouse and Fielder-Civil paid a 500 euro ($714) fine, while the member of her touring party, Alexander Foden, who creates Amy’s hairpieces, paid a 350 euro ($500) penalty.

Winehouse showing off the results of the South Crack Diet

Lindsay has to be turning four shades of purple, seeing these two out-do her on the headlines this week. Not to mention, she is now third in a three whores, uh, horse race to see who can give points first.

My own personal handicapping on odds of these chicks going away in the next 15 months:

Britney: 5-1
Amy: 7-1
Lindsay: 20-1
Paris: 75-1 (She’s cleaned up her act lately, and it’s pissing me off)