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Mr Kennedy, Chavo Guerrero, Gregory Helms, Randy Orton, John Morrison, Shoichi Funaki, Charlie Haas, Umaga, William Regal and Edge were all suspended according to Sports Illustrated.

Only a couple really big names on this list, a few I don’t know, but jeezizkrist — William Regal? That flabby, toothpick-armed, pole-smoker with the horrifically hilarious grimace?

This has to be the most shocking news to come out of WWE since Stephanie’s surgically-enhanced boob popped free on live TV.

We all knew that the WWE was chock-full of drug-abusing, steroid-using monster-men. When a wrestler dies these days (over 100 under the age of 50 have died in the last decade), it’s almost no news. But when a spaghetti-armed bloke who only makes the show because he prefers McMahon-flavored vanilla yogurt is on steroids — BAM! What was he enhancing, anyway? His suction?

Seriously. What does this mean? Probably not much. The guys are suspended for 30 days. WWE has to face congress again at the end of the month to discuss steroid abuse. This was a PR move by McMahon to keep himself from being dragged over the coals publicly about doing nothing. Now he can tell Congress – “Hey, we’re serious. Look what we just did to these guys.”

The entire story, all facts and free from my opinion, can be found here.

By the way, I used a couple of homosexual slurs in voicing my opinion. So sue me. People can poke whoever they want, and no one should care. But I really dislike Regal.