Remember when Lindsay Lohan was cute and innocent?
Jul 24th, 2007 by Dr. Death
Look at this little innocent girl.
It’s hard to believe that this chick is on a crash course for scoring some people points in this year’s Ghoulpool (and the Mini GP 07). She is a disaster waiting to happen, and I think it’s a case of “when” and not “if.”
On the lighter side of things, we have now seen her breasts, her uncovered crotch, and been a voyeur of her personal demons.
I remember when Lindsay was curvy and sexy, and had some meat on her bones.
This chick is in trouble. One one hand, I’m almost rooting for the worst because a) points will be scored (between 105 and 120 depending on if it’s an OD or a car wreck), and b) this kind of sensational story will drive a bazillion visitors to this site. Purely selfish reasoning, I don’t disagree. But what the hell? Why should I stop thinking about myself at this point in my life? On the other hand, a young life is a terrible thing to waste, especially when there is a good chance a sex tape staring Lindsay will eventually come out, or at the very least Playboy photo spread when she becomes fully washed up. Until either of those things happen, I think we need to hold off on hoping for points.
Lindsay, who has been in and out of rehab more than Peter North in Christy Canyon, recently got in even more trouble.
Lohan’s three car accidents in 2005 and one in 2007 made headlines. The first was a minor rear-ender, though the victims later threatened to sue her. She suffered minor injuries when a paparazzi who was following her for a photograph hit her car (police called the crash intentional, but prosecutors said there was not enough evidence to file criminal charges). Lohan also struck a van in West Hollywood; police ruled that the van’s driver made an illegal U-turn. Lohan was involved in an accident again on May 26, 2007, during which the Beverly Hills Police Department arrested her and issued a summons for driving under the influence. The police discovered a “usable” quantity of a substance tentatively identified to be cocaine at the scene. Two days later, Lohan entered a medical rehabilitation facility. She had previously entered rehab in January. On the morning of July 24, 2007, Lohan was arrested in Santa Monica, California on suspicion of DUI, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Law enforcement now says Lohan was stopped after cops got a call of a vehicle being chased by another vehicle. Lohan was driving a white Denali, chasing a Cadillac Escalade. She was initially suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol. A field sobriety test was conducted and she was subsequently arrested for DUI. At the station, a search of her person was conducted, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket. A breath test was conducted and her blood alcohol was between .12 and .13 well over the .08 legal limit.
I fully expect to see Lohan’s name popping up on more lists going forward. In fact, I think I can guarantee she will be on my ’08 list, assuming she lives that long to begin with. It’s a long shot, but I will gladly grab the points so many others are afraid to chase.
Lindsay – do me a personal favor – stay alive until at least January 1st. Thanksyoureadoll.
As a human being, I don’t want anything to happen to this girl. As a game player (I am currently in the mini game) if something is going to happen, I WANT it to happen before January 1st as I was not afraid to chase those points and put her (and Britney for that matter) on my list.:)
I think she will last for a while… you know, hit the bottom, become a nobody, and maybe someday she will do a comeback a la Drew Barrymore. Maybe not, I dunno.
And what about Amy Winehouse? I seriously doubt we’re going to see another album of hers.
SAVANNAH, Ga. – Thursday, Aug. 2 will be Lindsay Lohan Drunk Driving Awareness Night at Grayson Stadium as the Sand Gnats will take on the Greensboro Grasshoppers at 7:05 p.m. in the finale of a four-game series. The game is sponsored by Grainger Honda.
It will be a Thirsty Thursday with half-priced beer and Coke and $1 Papa John’s Pizza slices presented by Connect Savannah, Rock 106.1 and Papa John’s Pizza. However, the Sand Gnats encourage all fans in attendance to learn from the redheaded actress’ mistakes and plan for safe transportation home from the game.
Hook Towing will have a wrecked car from a drunk driving accident on display on the plaza in front of the main gate. Savannah Highway Enforcement of Aggressive Traffic (HEAT) will also be at the game with its blood alcohol testing van.
http://www.sandgnats.com/news/archives/index.html?article_id=541
Of course, to honor Lohan properly, no one should be drinking coke that night. Or wearing underwear for that matter.
Only 36 hours before her DUI crash on Memorial Day weekend, Lindsay Lohan vowed that she would not drive drunk.
Speaking over lunch at L.A.’s Ivy restaurant to Elle magazine for its September issue, the actress said that when it comes to living under the glare of paparazzi flashes, “It’s scary ? they’re looking for me to, like, trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh, Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ ”
But, she insisted, she would never do that. “I wouldn’t violate….I’m much more responsible than that. I would not do that,” she added.
This chick is soooo gonna die someday soon. And I will be there to celebrate my points.
Like you Doc, such a hotty gone wasted. Plus she had real acting talent before showing her well groomed hooch to the world.
From a yen perspective, I must celebrate her victories too.
I’m only waiting for her death…
I think that it wasted his life and it did not take advantage of what tapeworm opposite, I lack mercy so Lohan pardon but will make your decease happy…
my previous comment is wrong in some words but I am from South America and I have used a translator…
I do not need your compassion
LOL
Dude, I don’t care if you can speak English or not. If you like the site, WELCOME!! And enjoy, you sick, twisted freak!!!
This page called the attention to me because I design a black list of Argentina but I also include international personalities…
DOGS!
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