Posted in Scored Deaths on Feb 26th, 2009
Wendy Richard, the actress most famous for her EastEnder role,died this morning after a year-long battle with cancer. This was her third fight with cancer, with a final record of 2-1.
Wendy is our first actor/actress to die this year, and after randomly generating a list against a number, Jeff won the $20 gift card to Blockbuster. My advice – use it very quickly before BB joins the ranks of the dead.
Posted in Random Crap on Feb 20th, 2009
Donglu Fan had a great idea on how to cut down his expenses… on paper. He organized a contest for five beautiful young ladies, with the winner to become his mistress. The contests included singing, modeling and drinking tests for his secret lovers.
Fan said that because of the rough economic times, he needed to cut his five mistresses down to just one. He simply couldn’t afford them all anymore.
Posted in Random Crap on Feb 12th, 2009
Most people have probably already seen this, but it made me laugh out loud so I had to re-post it. I first saw it over at Reddit, but I chose the ones that made me laugh to most…
Ben & Jerry created “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor for Obama. For George W. they created _________.”
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Weapons of Chocolate Mousse Destruction
Shock and Almond
Iraqi Road
The Apricot Act
Guantalmond Bay
Mission Accomplistachio
Impeach Cobbler
Imprison-Mint
WireTapioca
Reese’s-cession
Cookie D’oh
Housing Crunch
Death by Chocolate…and Torture
Country Pumpkin
Osama Split
George Bush Hates Dark Chocolate
WMDelicious
Posted in Random Crap on Feb 3rd, 2009
Fifty years ago today, in a cold, snow filled cornfield in Iowa, rock ‘n’ roll suffered a terrible blow with it’s first major tragedy.
The small plane carrying Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper crashed just northwest of Mason City, Iowa, killing all three plus the pilot, Roger Peterson, whose inexperience very likely was the cause.
Today, most young people know this event as “the day the music died,” a line from “American Pie,” Don McLean’s popular 1971 song about the tragedy.
For many in an older generation, it remains a moment frozen in time.
Posted in Random Crap on Feb 2nd, 2009
Any skydivers out there? I’ve been, and I want to go again. However, when I jump, I jump with a static line, and not this tandem stuff that many people do. I’ve always had this thought that “If I’m strapped to the guy that knows what we’re doing, what happens if he dies? Never happen, right?
Wrong. It happened.
A guy on his first jump was strapped to the instructor, and the instructor had a massive heart attack on the way down. “Man, I should have done this years ago… it surfe is quiet and peaceful up here. You must love this… wait.. are you droolinig on me? SHIT stop DROOLING ON ME!! ShitshitshitSHIT!!!”